my bad

Spoken when you realize you just did a major fuck-up, such as passing gas while having sex.

I hope farts turn you on, as I just blew one in your face.

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shibby

Also known as shiznitty, shibby is an all-purpous extra-strength word used for when something...anything happens.

Woah, you got an '86 Honda 4-banger? Un-shibby!
You have a Mac? Unshibby!

Dude, those speakers are shibby, just check out the bass!
Your girlfreind is so shibby, I wish I had one. But I'm a nerd.

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non-offensive swears

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.

Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!

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tabletpc

A funny concept priced for the well-to-do corporate crowd. A computer that comes with WindowsXP Tablet Edition and is in two formfactors - a swivel screen notebook and a clipboard type thingie.

Microsoft's latest money making scheme is the TabletPC, meant for the rich.

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Tabasco

A totally wicked sauce that I use to make my chili even spicier.

Tabasco rulthes!

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buttfucker

One who rides the asses of other men. As in one who inserts a penis or vibrating dildo up the butt of another male. For fun. Oh my. Homo, anyone?

That little manslut buttfucker gave me his big one! He just grabbed my ass and rammed Johnny Horn over and over until he sprayed his gayness all over my butt.

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magic missile

Also known as a tallywhacker, one-eyed monster, or penis. Used in sex to make babies.

Hey I'm going to stick my fat magic missle into your shaved vagina and give you some of me, k?

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