tiger woods in the sack

Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.

Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................

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Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!

Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."