Mafia Manicure

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.

Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure

Death Pocket

When you are driving, usually at night, and there is a drunk driver ahead of you and driving behind you. Sometimes you are double-screwed when the one or both of the guys decide to start texting and driving while drunk.

Worst case scenario, the driver ahead of you is slowing down and the drunk driver behind you speeds up.

**(Term made by D.M.)**

Guy 1: Aww man i got stuck in a death pocket
Guy 2: Dude you're Fucked!

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