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The bane of humanity.

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Five Nights at Freddy's

A natural laxative developed by Scott Cawthon.

I swear to god Foxy, stay where you are. STAY WHERE YOU AREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK!!! I LOST!!! I HATE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!

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Chipotle

The best god damn motherfucking shit you can put in your mouth, but the line is so fucking long and the food is expensive... which is totally worth it if you want an orgasm in your mouth.

Human: God, give me the best food you can bestow
God: Okay *hands over Chipotle*
Human: Holy shit this is fucking amazing! *has mouth orgasm*

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Avatar: The Last Airbender

The only thing worth watching on Nickelodeon.

I watched the finale of Avatar: The Last Airbender today, I cri evrytim

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Ebola

An overhyped disease that infects through bodily fluids, causes fever, internal bleeding, vomiting, ect. and killes you. Active in a small part of west Africa. Was in America, the UK and Nigeria but was stopped long before it could get out of control.

Tim: *sneezes*
Tom: ZOMG!!!11!!1!!! EBOLA!!!111111!!!!!

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Sarcasm

Saying the exact opposite of what you mean with attitude, mostly when someone asks you a question with an obvious answer. Unrealistically hard to use in the YouTube comment section.

Tim: Hey Tom, can I have 40 bucks?
Tom: Yeah... Totally...
Tim: Great! So when can I have it?
Tom: *facepalm*, nobody understands sarcasm nowadays.

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Illuminati

An ancient, disbanded organization that people claim to be behind an ongoing conspiracy. What people claim that they are behind today is something that they were actually against back when they existed. Many people believe that the Illuminati is represented by a triangle with an eye in the center, known as the all-seeing eye. Conspiracy theories are sometimes tied to this eye, but their real symbol is actually an owl.

PlayStation 4? Xbox 1? 4-1=3? A triangle is 3 sides. What do the owners of both the companies have? Eyes. Triangle? Eyes? SONY AND MICROSOFT ARE ILLUMINATI!!!!!

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