pengasm

noun - the literary equivalent of an art attack, also known as a write attack or word attack, that may occur when picking up a writing utensil after being literarily celibate for an extended period of time.

Joe was afraid to pick up his pen in class for fear he'd have a pengasm right in front of everyone

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literarily celibate

noun - having abstained from writing

I can't stand to be literarily celibate; it drives me insane!