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Hamonsexual

A fan of the manga/anime series "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" who prefers the Hamon-based combat of the first two parts Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency over the stand-based combat of part 3 and onward. Despite part 3 and 4's objective superiority over everything that came before, Hamonsexuals are mostly unable to enjoy Stardust Crusaders and Diamond is Unbreakable to the extent of most other fans.

Charlie is a very brave man. It must have been hard for him to come out as Hamonsexual.

by Argentenuem October 7, 2021

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Maltose Mommy

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.

Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?

by Argentenuem April 28, 2019


Maltose Mommy

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.

Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?

by Argentenuem April 28, 2019


Boomer Pass

A nonphysical certificate made by young people that allows older people to act hip and cool whenever they want without fear of being called "boomer" or "cringe."

Xavier: "Dan Povenmire is so wholesome. He deserves a boomer pass."

Maxwell: "That's wassup."

by Argentenuem January 21, 2022