Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

Phart

And excruciatingly painful fart often resulting in explosive diarrhea and/or spontaneous combustion.

I was trying to squeeze out a fart, when all of a sudden i let out a phart, which went all over the walls.

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