the

The first, thirteenth, seventeenth and twenty-first word of this sentence and the second word for the acronym WTF (What the fuck?.

Chad: It turned out Perry was gay after all.
Tim: WTF? (What the fuck?)

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faggotjack

Someone who gathers sticks and bundles them together.

When I grow up I'm going to be a faggotjack.

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faceboink

To have sexual intercourse on one's face.

Carlotte went into the closet to get faceboinked by Todd.

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iHad

An Apple product you once owned, but it either got lost, stolen or broken.

Stu: Hey dude what happened to your iPad?

Dude: Some fat bitch sat on it and broke it. Now it's an iHad.

Stu: Tough shit Dude

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jewslam

A religion yet to be invented to unite both moslems and jews with common beliefs so that the world can finally live in peace.

Dan: What sect are these crazy hippies from?
Fred: They are believers of Jewslam.

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Taturday

How French Canadians pronounce the word Saturday when speaking English.

Jacque: Hey guys you want to go drinking wit me dis Taturday nite.

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