Ballcuzzi

The act of boiling a liquid (preferably soy sauce) and dropping your balls in it to re-enact a normal jacuzzi, while serenading in the happiness and warmth it supplies.

John: "Do you want to go do Ballcuzzi, you've been feeling kinda unhappy lately"
Jon: "Sure, but can we use soy sauce? I heard its very effective"

Cumsnot

When you nut on a girl and accidently shoot it up her nostrils, then she sneezes it back out

"Did you hear when Jimmy did a cumsnot on his gf? It was pretty messy."