suspension noodle

The act of hanging oneself.

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.

Ponk

Corrupted term for Pinkie Pie, a main character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Yo, didja see Ponk in Secrets and Pies?
Yah, bruh, she went absolutely fucking nuts!

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