d'aww bomb

An act or look so unbearably adorable that it causes anyone within visual range to collapse with combination heart failure and diabeetus.

I wasn't going to buy her that candy, but when she unleashed her d'aww bomb in my direction, I just gave in.

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civ

1) An insult coined among military personnel, used to describe someone who is lazy, weak, or unmotivated, i.e. a civilian.

1) This civ in the bar told me "All the soldiers in Iraq are retarded", so I stuffed his bar stool up his ass sideways.

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