civ

1) Sid Meiyer's civilization. The best game series ever created.
2) any game that you cant stop playing for more then 3 hours.

Civ 4 will destroy my life.

Man, master of orion totally cived me.

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civ

1) An insult coined among military personnel, used to describe someone who is lazy, weak, or unmotivated, i.e. a civilian.

1) This civ in the bar told me "All the soldiers in Iraq are retarded", so I stuffed his bar stool up his ass sideways.

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civ

A derogatory term used to describe a person who is useless or annoying. A random person.

Jake is such a civ.

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Civ

The name for a person who plays Civilization games. Generally acts like a pompous asshat and know-it-all. Tries to weasel into social groups by talking about civilization.

Bob: "You know what game I love? Civilization. You can build technology and launch the first lunar lander and -"

Ted: "Is there zerglings?"

Bob: "No, but -"

Ted: "Shut up, civ."

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Civ

^Don't know what the hell he's smoking, but I've only heard Civ used as short for Civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.

In Civ 3: Conquests you can be a Fascist nation, what could be better?

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CIV

Chicken immunodeficiency virus (CIV) -

is a lentivirus (a subgroup of retrovirus) that causes CIV infection and over time Chicken acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (CAIDS)

CIV is a virus that infects people by getting inside their blood cells. To avoid getting CIV, you must prevent the blood, semen, vaginal fluids, or breast milk of some Chicken that has been infected from entering your body or the carcass of a frozen chicken that has been thawed out for sexual pleasure through your mouth, vagina, anus, tip of your penis, or breaks in your skin.

Mom - Andrea!! please use protection before you go to the freezer and fuck that chicken, we do not want you to get CIV

Man1 - Hey Riccardo, why have you lost so much weight?
Riccardo - I have CIV, i just cant stay away from those half thawed chickens in the freezer at work!!
Man1 - Thats silly you should have put a condom on your willy!!

Hi My name is Marco and i have an addiction
"""HI Marco"""
Every time i walk past the freezers at the butcher, i cant help but want to have sexual intercourse with that sweet sweet chicken, i have been living with CIV for 2 years now....

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Civ

Short for civilized, meaning good

John: I’m bringing weed over.
Alex: Civ.

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