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To do something like Marc-André. Usually means to fuck up.
1. In card games, to pull a Marc is to take back something you waaaaay after your turn ended. Usually fucks the games up and pisses off the other player(s).
2. In school or any other place where you get graded, to pull a Marc means to bomb a test, exam, etc.
3. In video games, to pull a Marc refers to untimely defeat.
1. Guy 1: Okay, I play this card. Your turn
Guy 2: So I'll play this card and you lose.
Guy 1: NO WAIT I take it back I'll play THIS card and you actually don't win.
Guy 2: What the fuck! Stop pulling Marcs!!
2. Guy 1: Dude how'd you do on your math exam?
Guy 2: I pulled a Marc and got a 12% on it and now I have to go to summer school.
Guy 1: Bummer.
3. (Silently hiding behind some shrubbery)
n00b: I see him...he's got this super l33t sniper rifle. I'd better rush him so he can't hit me. (runs at him in a straight line)
HEADSHOT!
L33t: Fucking n00b!
n00b: Aw I pulled a Marc!
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A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".
The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!
2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
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To pull a Vlad essentially means to totally own.
1. In video games, to pull a Vlad means to win by using an extreme amount of skill. So much skill that people's brains can't handle it and they die.
2. In school-related activities (tests, exams), to pull a Vlad means to get well over 100% (even if there's no bonus questions). In very rare occasions, marks of up to 327% have been recorded. Pulled a Vlad indeed!
3. In card games, pulling a Vlad means to utterly defeat the opponent(s) without even really trying.
1. In a game of Starcraft, a young boy is playing against 7 players online:
Boy: Let's get it on.
10 minutes later....
Guy 1-7 are defeated before they even get any buildings up.
Boy: Well, I pulled a Vlad!
2. Guy 1: How'd you do on your exam?
Guy 2: Dude I got 221%!
Guy 1: Man you pulled a Vlad!
Guy 2: Indeed.
3. Guy 1: I play this card and you lose.
Guy 2: How the fuck? It's the second turn of the game!
Guy 1: Pulled a Vlad, bitch.
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To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination.
A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam?
Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.
Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.