Rares Moment

To say something that makes no sense and is incredibly false.
Realizing something 10 minutes after everyone denied it and said the opposite.

Person 1 : Yo your account got hacked.
Person 2 : No it isn't, i play on it right now.
*After 10 minutes*
Person 2 : Oh wait, i got logged out and I'm playing as guest. I really got hacked...
(Person 2 had a "Rares Moment" of realizing)

Person 3 : We need to decorate the class tomorrow for the 8th Graders, the other class will decorate for the 9th Graders.
Everyone else : You stupid, everyone decorates both classes.
Person 3 : No, y'all wrong.
*After 10 minutes*
Person 3 : Wait, it really everyone decorates both classes...
(Person 3 had a "Rares Moment" of saying false things)

Cookie

Cookie = F*ck

Boy to Girl : Want a Cookie?
Girl to Boy : Sure, I'll pick the Condoms
Boy to Girl : What? I asked if you want a Cookie
Girl to Boy : It means F*ck

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