anti-drug commercials

Propagonda commercials funded by anti-drug think tanks like Partnership for a Drug-Free America.

Most(all) of them show huge exaggerations of the harms of recreational drug use and show some lame teenagers (who probably are in the commercials because of plea bargain) that try to show you better things to do then use drugs by doing wholesome Christian activities.

Though there was this witty one that started looking like an prescription drug commercial advertising Ecstacy.

Eh go watch an American TV channel when children are likely to be watching. Youre bound to see one. Maybe you might even be the awesomely amusing prescription Ecstacy commercial too.

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vaporizer

A vaporizer is a device, used often by consumers of cannabis, which enables to user to ingest a doughnut with out having to chew it up. The doughnut is placed in a chamber and is heated to its vaporization point. As the operator sucks on a tube which draws fresh air through the chamber the vaporized doughnut material is drawn through the tube, into the user's mouth, and over their taste buds. This gives the effect of allowing the user to taste the doughnut but they are not required to actually swallow it.

Proponents of the vaporizer claim the taste of vaporized doughnut matches or surpasses the taste of doughnuts eaten with a bong. A recent study demonstrated that the water in a bong filtered out more sugar than either a vaporizer or eating a doughnut using only the hands.

Using a vaporizer to eat those half dozen doughnut, i'm into it.

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firebelly

A burning sensation felt in the stomach after drinking alot of strong or shitty alcohol. Can range from mild to overwhelmingly severe.

This condition is formally is called gastritis. Gastritis is an inflammation of the stomach.
The only thing you can do about gastritis is:
1) Vomit
2) Wait it out until your stomach next empties out which will be at around 20 minutes.

I'm also told that drinking more alcohol helps but thats probably bullshit.

Aww fuck, I shouldnt of drank that vodka and Mad Dog. Now I got firebelly. I better go lay down.

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legal high

Something legal and uncontrolled that will get you high in some way. Not as good as the illegal drugs though. Which makes since as if they were that fun then they would not be a legal high would they?

Typically legal highs are either dangerous, digusting and/or time consuming to use. Or maybe they are just quasi-legal like Salvia.

Does not include alcohol or caffeine.

Sniffing Glue/Spray Paint/Lighter Fluid/God knows what else -(dangerous)
DXM (Cough Syrup) - disgusting/time consuming
Salvia - quasi-legal
Morning Glory Seeds - time consuming
Laughing Gas - quasi-legal
Benadryl/Dramamine - Dangerous and not really that fun either.
Having Someone Hold Your Nose and Mouth Shut So You Cant Not Breathe and Results In Some Kinda High - Dangerous and kinda stupid. The author has never heard anyone attempt this.
Theres some other shit too. They are either some kinda inhalent or just bullshit.

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fucking poof

well who else would exactly match such an insult? BILLY! yes u, im talking to YOU. URE A FUCKING POOF! (u do know this is a joke dont u?)

bill

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hangar 18

The most awesome hangar of them all. It is a tall fortress that uses the strongest steel thats impossible to break.

Banks are computer run and rule the world. Our telescopes let us see the stars.

Theres a possibility I know too much about Hangar 18. I do know too much.

Our inventory contains cryogenically frozen foreign lifeforms in a suspended state.

The story is that you choose what you forget. I believed this would be foretold but who would of thought?

Combining military and intelligence does not make sense.

Possibly I’ve seen to much
Hangar 18 I know too much

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riot

unrestrained disturbance resulting in violent behavious

The population was in riot over the decision made by the local police.

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