point-and-drool interface

n. Parody of the techspeak term point-and-click interface, describing a windows, icons, and mouse-based interface. The implication, of course, is that such an interface is only suitable for idiots. Also point-and-grunt interface.

The OS Windows 11 relies heavily on a point-and-drool interface

fly-parking

Noun (uncountable)
The illegal parking of vehicles on unauthorised sites

Verb
Present participle of fly-park

Enforcement action will be taken against any vehicles fly-parking.

double-uu

Short for 'washing up'

It's time for the dreaded double-uu

EAS

Initialism standing for Emotional Attachment Syndrome. That's to say: believing a prostitute to be your girlfriend/boyfriend

Dillon had a very thin skin, and as such suffered greatly from EAS; the working girls would regularly bleed him dry

GUI-tarded

Adjective
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.

If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.