Uranus

1. A Greek god whom was castrated by his son, Cronos, at the order of his mother, Gaia (who was also the mother of Uranus), whom was forced to endure the sheer pain of her ugly children being pushed back into the womb at the moment of their birth by Uranus. Word.

2. A verb referring to the actions of the person described above

3. A now obsolete term referring to a planet in the Terran solar system; now superseded by "Urrectum".

Heh, those kids and their "abortions". Why, in my day, we just uranused them back in and let them suffocate!

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