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The act of putting a slipnslide on a staircase and pushing an overweight woman down them after sex.
Cletus gave Tanqueray an Alachua avalanche the other night, she broke her arm falling through the floorboards of the farmhouse
A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.
âItâs the Floridian Cavalry, letâs go around them theyâre probably drunk.â
The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.
I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.