Brit Toe

Upon leaving a pub or any drinking establishment, an individual (usually male) uses his legs to steer the car so that he can masturbate while driving. Very talented individuals can steer the car with just one toe.

The practice originated in Britain but has since traveled as far west as California.

I was leaving my house in Orinda, California and was all tense and stressed out for an upcoming meeting. So, I pulled a Brit Toe and arrived cool, calm and relaxed.

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