ISL

Ugh.... a group of prep-schools in New England, surrounding Boston. Thayer Academy is the only one that remotely resembles an actual highscool.

"ISL football is a joke. Nobles sucks. Milton needs to get that giraffe out of their ass."

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Fernand LaChance

Imagine if Yoda and Buddha had a baby. That baby would be the Man, would it not? Well, that is the best way to describe Fernand, the Man. Not only does Fernand do his job, but he does it with the aid of his gravity defying belly. Use caution, as young Fernand is extremely huggable.

"Yes, a student's strength flows from Thayer itself. But beware of the Clarke. Anger, fear, aggression; Clarke are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the Clarke path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Theodore Koskores' apprentice."

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Six Pack

A social clique of six young females who are prude, attractive, and insecure (thus their need to belong to an elite group).

"I wanna pound the six pack."
"You want to drink six beers?"
"Nope, I'm talking 'bout poon."

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TA Football

A noble organization with a strict set of rules and chain of command. Dominating force on the field, joke else where. Should only improve with time.

"Cross town? Cross town? Good, can you wiggle it? Wiggle it? The bird! Do the bird! Good, we'll work on it."
"Cookies?"

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Chub

Noun. A marijuana cigarette (aka a Joint) that is of normal length but excessively thick.

Me and Benny went up the hill and smoked a chub before the party.

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freedom of speech

The people shall not be deprived or abridged of their right to speak, to write, or to publish their sentiments; and the freedom of the press, as one of the great bulwarks of liberty, shall be inviolable

I can say whatever the fuck i wanna say

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heatwave

The ancient process of removing the contents of a backpack, turning the bag inside out, re-filling it with its contents, then waiting to watch the expression of confusion/disbelief on the bag-owner's face when they see what some loser did to their bag. However, it is thoroughly amusing.

The term was derived by the appearance of a "heatwaved" bag, which looks like a Dominos Pizza delivery bag.

Made famous by the thayer academy class of '07, particularly Artie and Slider.

"Fucking Cock!!! I got heatwaved again and my name is Cathal"

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