We also had amusable

This specific phrase has been recently coined by a certain group of asocial individuals. Now it's commonly used in the "accommodation branch" of business. Basically, people using this special word or phrase want the others to secretely identify their excessive addiction to certain acts like

Dirty Sanchez - after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.

Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Golden Shower - The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Chilli Dog - When you screw your lady in the ass and she has diarrhea.

Cleveland Steamer - A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Hot Carl - the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.

Angry Pirate - when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after you are laughing ass off.

Birmingham Booty Call - Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

Cincinatti Bowtie - When a female or male has throat cancer and gets a breathing hole in the neck. Another male penetrates that hole with his penis. The rapid penetration causes the hole to bleed while the person is trying to breath out of the hole, causing the blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie.

Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

Strawberry Shortcake - The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

Tea Bag - To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.

Glass Bottom Boat - A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffee table and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top.

Donkey Punch - when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm a way better.

And many many more.

In addition, these weirdos' outstanding feature is their way of speaking. As long as you keep listening, they use the same vocabulary. The most recognisable are : Lily sitz ! I sink. And of course : We also had amusable, which we still don't know what the heck it means.
Other features include: A really far-fetched ability of recognising colours (colour-blindness is not rare), therefore they are prone to dye their hair in an incredibly uncontrolled and extreme way (mostly jet-black) as well as their working place (garish orange).

We had to dispose of the mattress, she was full of spots, and we also had amusable.

Hope your questions to be answered regarding damage and remain.

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