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The art of improvisational masturbation
If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.
A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.
Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!
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A woman who is not satisfied being a Skank or a Cunt ,and has decided to be both.
Goddamn it woman just eat a Prozac already and stop being such a fuckin' Skunt!!
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The Pimps Prayer:
Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.
Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.
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