Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."