Sass-a-lina Jolie

A girl that is smug, sassy, never smiles... who is all business and works against you, or has no interest in you talking to her... whether being jovial conversation or an advance. Word play off Anglina Jolie's name.

1.That bitch won't give me the time of day. She's a Sass-a-lina Jolie.
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?

Tadule

(Tad-yuhl) Something that is smaller than a tad.

I like cake, but I'm on a diet... I only want a tadule.