Sailor

Sailor is a fucking goddess of a friend.

Need comfort? Sailors there. Someone body shame you? Sailors by your side telling you you're perfect.

thank you Sailor

Eugene

Literally the best friend you could ever ask for, funny and has the best comebacks that you could never think of that fast. Buy your Eugene snacks, trust me.

Eugene totally saved my ass in that argument.
Eugene made everyone laugh so hard today