Public Pretender

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.

Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."

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nine

A cop walking as opposed to driving. A cop driving is called "5.0" or "five-oh" whereas a cop walking is called a "9" or "nine." Apparently, the word "nine" is because typically intercity cops are issued a 9mm pistol, and the Highway Patrol cops used to drive Mustang 5.0s, so if they where in their car they'd be called "five-oh." However, this does not work as well when you assume (correctly so) that the phrase "five-oh" comes from the police reference from the TV show "Hawaii Five-0".

Reggie: "Man, lets light up."
Darius: "Hold up brother...I thought I saw some nines earlier walkin' around."

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E Gad

A term used to describe instant shock or excitement, both negative or positive. It's used in a similar manner to "Holy Crap!" or "WTF!" or, -Gasp!-

Dude#1: "Man, look at that hottie boombalattie!"
Dude#2: "E gad, she's smokin!"

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