Shutter snake

A girl who is generally attractive,who may or may not have a boyfriend and that you haven’t actually talked to in years bc she’s a bitch. But ever since you bought a DSLR camera she’s in your DMs quicker than a pig on mud or a fly on shit.

Could also be the girl who you regularly talk to, but upon finding out that you now own a camera, she makes plans to hangout and last minute says “oh and are you bringing your camera?!”

Could also be the person you literally haven’t talked to in 3+ years being all sweet and nice asking how you’ve been and how the family is then slides in with the “well I wanted to ask if you could take some photos for me and my fiancé?” Obviously expecting that life long “friendship” to get them some free photos.

she’s just a shutter snake, She only wants you for your camera.

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