Stink Bat

The act of deficating in a sock (or towel) then striking someone with it.

Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.

Tumlin Head Lock

The act of assisting someone in masturbation using the inside of your elbow, also called the Melrose Chicken Wing

A hand job is good, but the grip is tighter with a Tumlin Head Lock

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