Cuckoo

Noun: A Cuckoo is a person who acts in a similar way to the bird of the same name.

Generally by entering a friend's home (always a friend, otherwise that person is known as a burglar or psycopath) and eating their friend's food, using their stuff and sleeping in their bed, a person can be described as a 'Cuckoo'.

A person who is a Cuckoo may also attempt to subvert a friend's parents to their own greedy whim, making them believe he or she is needy, and in doing so neglect their biological offspring in order to feed, clothe, house and entertain the Cuckoo. Note. Cuckoos are normally ginger, quite immature, and hated by all who know them.

Ajective: (-ier,-iest).

Below: People do not have to be actual Cuckoos in order to be described as having Cuckooed something for example. Only in the most serious cases is a person actually a Cuckoo.
Verb: Cuckoo. To 'Cuckoo' something belonging to another. Basically acting as a Cuckoo and taking, using, or eating something belonging to another.
Past tense: Cuckooed. Something taken, used or eaten by a Cuckoo in the past.
Present tense: Cuckooing. When something is being taken, used or eaten by another.
Future tense: Cuckoo. If it is known that a person will take, eat or use something in the future.

Daddz - "Jesus fucking Christ, Andrew has eaten all the mayonnaise again!"
George - "I know, he's a fucking Cuckoo isn't he."

Lizzie - "Andrew has cuckooed all the bread!"
Daddz - "Not a suprise really is it... he's the cuckooiest Cuckoo I know."

Larry - "Oh for fuck sake, that fucking Andrew has gotten into the buscuits again!"
George - "Well fuck me sideways... what a fucking dirty Cuckoo bastard!"

Teddy - "Quick, stop him! He's Cuckooing all the beer!!!"
Larry - "Fucking Cuckoo!"

George - "You'd better hurry home, I dropped Andrew back there about 20 minutes ago. You know what happens when you leave a Cuckoo in your house unattended."
Lizzie - "Oh shit... oh shit, shit, shit, fucking shit! He'll fucking eat the cake my mum made earlier, shit!"
George - "What a fucking arsehole Cuckoo! Yeah you need to get back there, he'll probably shit everywhere afterwards too!"

Andrew - "Lizzie's parents think im the fucking dogs bollocks. What a pair of utter tits. Im going to steal all their food while they're out and blame it on Lizzie while I roll around in Lizzie's bed, too fat to move."
Another unknown Cuckoo - "Fucking awesome mate, yeah they do sound like complete tards."

George - "God fucking dammit! Can't you see that Andrew is a Cuckoo? He's sleeping in my fucking bed... Mary Mother of Jesus what the fucks wrong with you?!?!"
Mother - "Oh that Andrew is such a good little boy, I wish he was my son. His parents must be so mean to not feed him properly."
Andrew - "Cuckoo!"
George - "Look! He just did it again! Didn't you fucking hear that? Oh Jesus Christ you stupid fucking bitch-whore, cunt, arsehole, cumbucket you really are a retard!"

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