roflsomn

Rolling on the floor laughing soda out my nose.
Pronounced phonetically as rɒf'-fɜːl-sɒm or rof-ful-som.
The result of a hilarious comment said at a completely inopportune time, such as in the middle of imbibing a carbonated beverage.
The expression can be used in any situation where an internet comment caused adverse effects irl. Alternative examples include spilling hot soup or coffee all over yourself or peeing a little.

Jesse: My bio professor was talking about conferences. She said she never comes because it's just a bunch of old guys. So I asked her if she knew that that's what she said.
Kiersten: ROFLSOMN! Oh, good God that's painful, brb!

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crappuccino

The icy, flavourless crap found at the bottom of a frappuccino. You know there are still pockets of wonderful-tasting coffee trapped in there, but when you search through it with the straw, all you ever come up with is a mouthful of ice.

Man, I paid for a grande frapp, but it turns out that over half of this drink is just crappuccino.

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