Procrastination

Procrastination is a term used to identify with most people aged from 11-forever. Procrastination is the process by which one gets bored doing meaningful work and proceeds to go trolling for memes or other things on the internet. One form of procrastination is ironically coming up with the defintion of procrastination which happens to be what im doing right now.

PROCRASTINATION. 'NUFF SAID.

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Eddy

(Noun: Person)

Eddy 2 op. What more can be said. The question that is often asked is... How do I become as good as Eddy? Well let me tell you! All you have to do is perform 6 easy payments of 69.99 a month to a certain website. Eddy often greets people with a three chord song of Ni Hao Ma?

Eddy Wannabe: I'm so good!
Eddy: NIIII HAAAAAOOO MA??????
Eddy Wannabe: IM NOWHERE NEAR THIS GREATNESS

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Kobi

(NOUN: PERSON: FEMALE)
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.

(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide

(NOUN)
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****

(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi

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Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.