sushirito

When a burrito becomes overpowered by a sushi roll, they then procreate a girthy delicious hybrid, known as the sushirito.

Girth Brooks likes to enjoy a nice big sushirito after having a jam session

Pirate-eye

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.

Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"