Hope Dealer

A hope dealer is when a male or female makes it seem as if they will do a act of sexual nature or make it seem as if they are talented at this act and talk a big game but when the time comes they do not perform to the standard the set up or they back out of it giving the victim of the hope dealer false hope.

Person 1"yo did keisha give you head like she said"
Person 2"yh bro she did but she told me she was amazing at it, to be honest it was sub par"

Person 1"ahhh that girl is a hope dealer bruv"

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Cloud

When your trousers flout like a cloud and makes it look like you got a boner.

"Mate it's that a boner i see"
"Naah fan it's just a cloud innit"
cloud