Toothpasting

v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.

Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.

My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?

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