Semen Sanchez

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."

Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.

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Clown Face

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man and when the man ejaculates into her hand she slaps him in the face. The man then experiences shock with feelings of sadness or anger, preferably both. In either case, the man is left in shame and cries.

Stacie gave Tim a clown face in his car last night. When she got out of the car he was still wailing like a little bitch.

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