Ash

If your name is Ash and if you're a man, you are the most masculine man ever and you are so awesome and cool and everyone loves you and youre so awesome and ily

"dude ash is a man"

"that means he is the most manly man"

July 22nd

If it is July 22nd, that means if youre reading this you are gay and there is nothing you can do to change this until the next day.

omg I hear its july 22nd wanna make out full homo dude

yes bc its july 22nd

November 1st

November 21st is the day where if the manliest man in the world asks you out you have to say yes

"dude a manly man is gay for me"
"oh its november 1st"
"guess we have to get married"