Arschkarte (German)

1. Arschkarte:
Arsch=Ass
Karte=card
Arschkarte=Asscard
A synonym for the "red card" in soccer.
Reason: When they started to watch soccer on the TV, they couldn't tell the yellow cards from the red cards, because of the lack of color. So The referees started to keep the yellow card in the bag of their shirt and the red one in their trousers. So iteraly near their ass.

2.Arschkarte:
If something went wrong, you got the bad card, ergo the arschkarte.

1. Das ist doch kein Grund für die scheiß Arschkarte (german)!
That's not a reason for the damm red card!

2. Da hast du voll die Arschkarte gezogen!
You got the bad card/Dude thas bad luck

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fotze

1. Fotze:
a german word for vagina.

2. Fotze:
a insult for a women, like bitch or slut

3. Fotze:
in Austria(=a small country next to germany) and the south of Germany also used as a synonym for a slap in the face.
(This fact can creat problems between Germans and Austrians)

1. Du fickst doch alles mit einer Fotze. - You fuck everything wiht a vagina.

2. Ich konnte diese Fotze nicht mehr ertragen. - I couldn't stand that bith anymore.

3. Willst eine Fotze haben? - Do you want that I slap you in your face?
(a guy from germany would understand that as: "Do you want a vagina?" So this would be a BIG misunderstanding)

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