oblifavor

When an acquaintance or friend "asks" you to do a favor for them, then gets pissed off when you are unwilling, because they feel that you are obligated to do it for whatever reason.
Also known as a "demand."

Ash: "Dude, Christopher just asked me if he could live here for a week while he tries to find another place."

Josh: "Tell him to live out of his car, like the pioneers did."

Ash: "I did, and then he accused me of being selfish. I hate it when people ask me for oblifavors."

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big words

Words that aren't in someone's limited vocabulary, so they accuse you of trying to "sound intelligent" when what they really mean is, clearly you are more intelligent than I am, and I should pick up a dictionary.

Or any other book.

Joshua: "The thing with God is he never has proven himself. People attribute things to him, however science has just as much "proof" for evolution and non creationism."

Michael: "God definitely exists. I can feel his divine presence in my life. Stop using big words to sound intelligent."

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