Wide face jacuslyn

A wide face jacuslyn is someone who is larger thAn life. Also called king jac or queen jackie. Also they are kinda haters. If jacuslyn is geinning then you aint winning.

Man Simon Cowell is a wide face jacuslyn.He always shitting on those singers.

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slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

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