Magikarping

When you take a dead fish and jerky off a hobo with it.

Greg: Dude what happened to you last night? We were party'n our asses off.
Steven: Sorry man. I went Magikarping with my grandma.

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Hanger

The turd that’s stuck between sphincters. Wipe, wipe, wipe again, and what’s the use?

Someone grab me another roll of buttwipe, I’ve got a nasty hanger in here. It’s like wiping a marker.