Scimple

Pimple on scalp

“Ow, I scratched my scimple!”

ball scratching

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle

guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.

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