Gumboot

The kinda guy to appear charismatic and then be the worlds worst friend. He hangs out with guys younger than him to feel more confident about the fact he’s probably in a relationship with a girl who lives in a totally different country (that he’ll never actually get to see). He carries potential and most likely will never be caught taking advantage of it. He could have the hottest girlfriend in the world and dump her for no reason just to proceed to downgrade a few months later. He will probably make promises with no plan of actually keeping them.

“Ugh Gavin flaked again, he’s being such a gumboot right now!”