Mom

The most annoying yet most amazing person you will ever meet

Me : *sneezes*
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED

2 seconds later...

Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Muffinious

A way to say “bitch”

Ohhhh the son of a muffinious

Muffinious

A fat old lady that annoys everyone and is a waste of space

She is messed

Muffinious can go suck my balls

Stansted

A shitty lil airport in London where all mum’s with babies that scream throughout the flight have meetings with teen couples going to some shitty cheap resort in Spain (an amaazing place)

Yea our flight departs from stansted Tommorow at 5 AM

No

What mum/mom will tell you for life

Me : Can I go to the park plz mum?
Mum : no
Me :