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plz

1.What really cool/useful people type in Instant Messengers and forums because it's obviously too much trouble to type three extra letters. In fact, we should change all instances of the letters "ease" to "z" in the English language, since, apparently, they make the same sound.

1. plz! u r so wrong. ur a fag. (pronounced "PLZZZ! Ooh rrr so wrong. Err a fag." to everyone except for the very dumb and confused author and his/her moronic friends/fellow institute patients)

by guy November 23, 2003

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plz

What you say if one of the following is a personal goal. One of the most disturbing, darkest things on the internet to this very day.

Living proof a word invented for politeness, can be twisted into a vile abomination. This horrid word runs rampant in World of Warcrack I've learned, usually created from the typing of nublings, and gold beggars, occasionally someone begging for power-leveling too.

Being level 40+ gives you a 20% chance of this terrible word, making contact with your monitor, being 50+ raises it by 10%, being 60% raises it by yet another 10%, and when you hit 70 the total chance becomes 99%. My deepest sympathies to all who encounter this terrible plague.

1. Annoy the living (insert profanity here) out of someone.

2. Manipulate the victim (said receiver of the message) through reverse psychology.

3. Make someone blind just by reading the word itself.

4. Prove that a misspelled "please" is counterproductive if you're trying to be polite.

5. Raising the blood pressure of all who read it.

Plz is possibly the most sick, twisted, evil word I've ever seen, unless used in mockery, or sarcasm.

In the future when most of Warcracks population reaches elderly status, the world 'plz' is predicted to be the number one cause of heart attacks, in anyone past level 60.

Nubling: "GOLD PLZ PLZ OMG OMG OMG", rogue:/Cast vanish, click name->ignore->scream in real life.

AnotherNubling:"500000000 MILLION GOLD FOR TRAINING PLZ" Some 70/Open trade, *goes afk*.

A traumatized level 60: "I'm so scared the beggars are everywhere, and I've seen the word 'plz' one too many times"

A traumatized 70: "My friend it will become worse when you hit 70, they have tainted our once great Orgrimmar".

Another traumatized 70: "It's why I don't even go there anymore".

Another traumatized 60: "My friend has flashbacks of people trying to steal their gold, and waste their time if they so much as even see the word plz".

Evil sadistic nubling: "OMG U GREEDY MEANIES... RUN me thru RFC 9 thousand times today GOLD PLZ OMG PLZ, the tiem u spent to become sreventy doesnt mater but i shuld haf it easy so wut if it waists ur time nad i dont evan noe u lololol?!11"

*Everyone elses runs for cover, stealths or uses hearthstones.

Yet another example of this foul word:A level 11: "OMG WOWOWOW UR GEER IS AMAZING, YAH UR SO LEET AND SKILLED, RUN ME THRU WC A HUNDRED TIMES 2DAY AND POWER LEVAL ME to FORTY PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ? UR AWWSUM PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ"

70:"Umm do I know you? Er I still haven't got all my Season One gear yet and..."

Level 11:"NOE but ur awsum CMON PLZ MAN PLZ PLZ PLZ IT WORKS RELLY"

70:"Umm..."

Level 11:"TELL ME ALREADY BEFORE I CRUSH THE KEYBOARD OMG WTF DUDE, so u gonna be all awsum and cool and gif me a run thru? PLZ MAN PLZ PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

70:"Er I'm busy and... Oh I gotta go take a shower I just woke up- maybe later?"

Level 11:"NO NOW"

70:"I'm so sorry I can't... I gotta brush my teeth and such you know..."

Level 11:"OMG GO DIE IN A HOUSEFIRE NUB OMG OMG OMG I HAET U I HAET U WTF DUDE JUST WTF U SUK".

by Imainnothe April 21, 2008

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