Kittens

Little puffballs that somehow ended up on this goddamned planet but have the power to make you instantly love them. Those who don't have committed a monstrous sin/crime and will be shoved aside by society unless they love puppies or learn to love kittens.
Cheers guys ❤

Girl: OH MY GOD! ITS A KITTEN!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
OMG OMG OMG I LOOOOVE IT!
Girl 2: AAAAAAAAAAAH YASSSSSSS !
Dude: (Also squeals) I love kittens too!

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Shittastrophe

A catastrophe that is so bad and shit it becomes a shittastrophe. It surpasses normal disastrous events and thus becomes even shittier.

Guy 1: bro, I'm so stressed I have so much to do and no time wtf is my life
Guy 2: ooF sounds like a shittastrophe

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Art block

IT FUCKING HURTS LIKE HELL

Dude: Hey what's an 'Art Block'?
Me: PAIIIINNNNN

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