krunk

another word for being crushed.

im hurt. or you crused my chips

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suck-up

Someone who does good stuff for you in the hopes that one might be suddenly endowed with all the wealth and generosity that you could possibly give (and usually are disappointed)

MAC: Dude, that guy gave you a brand-new Mini Cooper S with supercharger and NOS intake apertures?!
BILL: Man, what a suck-up, I know. He just wants me to let him date my sister. Like that'll ever happen, HA! But nice car anyway, so thanks to him!

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Bert McCracken

walking perfection

Bert McCracken is beautiful.

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BRO

A Bro is a guy who wairs his hat curled up and sideways. He drives a huge lifted truck and works out constantly... but only on his biceps. he is probably wairing a black famous shirt to cover his beer belly from drinking too much out in the desert.

dude... bro it matters not

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tabooki

noun. a subject that does not belong with others.

Why is she even here? She's a tabooki.

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juicy clutch

an overly slick or oily penis

1) damn, he had one juicy clutch
2) I happen to enjoy big juicy clutches

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Avis

nice, angel, perfect,etc. etc. etc....

You are such an avis

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