Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Lauraâs gone out for dinner with friends, looks like itâs Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.
Liam: is there room for one more?
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