Rowdy

The mascot for the Dallas Cowboys, which means he pretty much represents the greatest team ever. AND he's a freaking cowboy so, you know, that means his swag level is higher than Eli Manning and RGIII combined. Yeah.

Rowdy fired up the crowd as the first play of the season was an interception by Eli Manning.

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Guanigga

A badass funny dude who does cool and sometimes shady stuff. Related to a Guangster.

Timothy: Wow, you're yelling in the streets? I'm scared to do that...
Destiny: Yeah, Jerry is a guanigga.
Terry: GuaNIGGA!