Danal

The act of getting a jumbo meat stick (Magnum Dong) from the rear (pooper position) by King Dan himself, presumably followed by yelling out to the heavens "Fuck you god for I have sinned... I FOLLOW THE CHURCH OF DANAL NOW!"
This can be used in many circumstances, not only being rawed from Dan but from other church goers that also follow lord Dan's wisdom.

Whether on the giving or receiving end, each session must end with a prayer "Thank you great Danal for I am blessed. DAMEN!"

Southern Middle-Aged Alcoholic Father: " You better not be committing danal again son"

Quirky Gay Son: " Yes, I did!! And you cant stop me!!! JESUS IS A LIE; DANAL IS KING!!!!