sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

roommate

Sarcastic representation of someone that is your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband but you refuse to label them as such. This person (roommate) carries all the authority and power of a significant other, though you deny any association to all friends and family.

Ex1:

Hey Eric, how did you get that bruise on your eye? Did your roommate beat you up?

Ex2:

Person A - Dude!, what do you mean you all of a sudden cant go on this trip?

Person B - insert lie

Person A - Whatever...probably your roommate got you on lock down, huh?

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